would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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