Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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