theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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