I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
