I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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