yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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