it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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