I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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