i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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