he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
