Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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