I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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