We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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