just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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