He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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