if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
