i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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