I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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