Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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