what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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