So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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