so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
