We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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