Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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