If that was your dad, he is hot
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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