Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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