i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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