my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
