just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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