Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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