My pussy is not your playground.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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