my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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