She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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