O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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