For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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