I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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