dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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