Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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