Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He felt like a one man threesome
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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