he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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