Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
