margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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