And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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