That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im drinking this country out of the recession.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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