He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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