If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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