My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
And then he peed in my hair
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