fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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