I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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