u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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