is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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