someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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