I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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