You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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