scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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