so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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